To Hike or Not to Hike: That is the Fiscal Question; Doggone it, Home of the Whopper Gets Frank; Is Lumber Liquidators Finally in the Clear?

 

1,2,3 – Hike!

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The Fed will most likely not be lowering rates so don’t hold your breath. Not that you were planning on it. But the Fed is likely to do one of two things: raise rates according to its plan of “gradual adjustments” – meaning regularly raising those rates a smidgeon.  Or the Fed will choose to do nothing. Zero. Zilch. Nada. You might have thought that China is messing up our economy in unimaginable financial ways and therefore a rate reduction is justified. However, the Fed doesn’t feel that China is messing it up enough to warrant lowering rates. In fact, Janet Yellen and company also don’t feel that the rest of the world’s economic troubles are affecting the U.S. so much either. Instead, Yellen feels the U.S. economy will grow no matter what, oil gluts, falling global stocks, and all. None of it is our problem and we shouldn’t waste time worrying how it will all affect the U.S. economy. What is our problem is that the Dow fell 1,700 points since the Fed announced its first rate hike back in December. Even so, Ms. Yellen sees employment gains and wage growth, despite financial tightening conditions, and said that the U.S. financial sector has been resilient.” Be on the lookout for a potential rate hike (or not) next month when the Fed holds its next meeting March 15-16.

Hot diggety dog…

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It might be the home of the Whopper but Burger King’s new menu offering is taking on a whole different shape. Starting on February 23, Burger King will be serving up hot dogs at all of its 7,100 + locations in the U.S. Burger King brass are calling it “the most obvious product launch ever” and feel that hot dogs are a natural fit with the chain. Besides, the dogs were already tested in five markets bringing in sales increases that also apparently proved a natural fit for the company. It will make Burger King the biggest hot dog seller in the country and bonus: There will be no boiling or rolling involved in crafting these fine specimens. Instead, the dogs will be flame broiled and come in two variations: the $1.99 “classic” version and the $2.39 “chili cheese” version.  Burger King is partnering with Oscar Mayer to make a proprietary 100% beef delicacy. But the best part – to me anyway – Snoop Dogg and Charro (not sure how they came up with that combo) will be starring in training videos, hoping to make it more exciting for employees. Hey, whatever works.

Hold your breath…

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Lumber Liquidators Holdings Inc. is almost out of the fiscal woods. Sort of. After testing conducted by the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, the results are in and Lumber Liquidators’ suspect flooring has a very low risk of causing cancer. Phew. What is more likely to result from the toxic floor coverings are breathing problems and other irritations – besides the emotional irritations brought on by purchasing flooring that contains formaldehyde. Lumber Liquidators has already paid up $13.2 million in fines and forfeitures for its formaldehyde-laced floors produced in China between 2012 and 2014. If you recall, it was just almost a year ago when “60 Minutes” ran a very (financially) damaging piece exposing the company. But now, with any good news on Wall Street, shares have been rising steadily today, hovering at about 12.63. Its 52 week low was 10.53.

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Snoop Dogg and Jared Leto Join the Reddit Fray; Jobs They are Aplenty; Soda Delivery Right to Your Door

Reddit already?

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Reddit, the website billed as “The Front Page of the Internet” is itself making headlines for having raised $50 million in funding. Of course, the usual Silicon Valley suspects whipped out their wallets to get a piece of the Reddit action but they weren’t the only ones. Hip-hop icon Snoop Dogg and oh-so-pretty-Oscar-winning-actor Jared Leto wanted in on the Reddit pie too. Reddit, whose content leaves some tongues wagging and other tongues gagging, plans on using that $50 million for all sorts of neat things like hiring more staff, improving its mobile offerings and, of course, ads. Reddit CEO Yishan Wong also has big convoluted plans to give back 10% –  in money, that is –  to the users who so valiantly scourge the internet to find the right stories that drive the traffic which entertains and sometimes horrifies its visitors. However Wong fully admits “that this plan could tally fail.” Totally. We mustn’t forget to mention that unfortunate incident when nude celebrity photos were leaked onto the site. Many thought the leak was extremely uncool. The site was launched back in 2004 and boasts 133 million users.

Sweet September…

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Just in case you were feeling bummed about the economy, because I know that was your first thought when you woke up this morning, then here’s some good news. According to Automatic Data Processing aka ADP, aka those three letters that help decorate your paycheck, just released new data telling us that 213,000 jobs were added in the month of September. That marks the sixth month in a row that job gains are up. It’s especially good news since job gains over the 200,000 mark have a special little way of making the unemployment rate head a wee bit south. And these numbers are just from the private sector which, by the way, gained in all industries. Just wait till you see what numbers the public sector posts. Ooh. I can hardly stand the excitement. Now if the Bureau of Labor Statistics would graciously back up those numbers then all would be right with the world. Almost. Because less people are filing for jobless claims, which happen to be at a seven year low, more and more spending occurs, which leads to more and more economic growth, which leads to…well, you can figure it out from here.

Amazon quench…

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Thirsty? Then you better log onto Amazon. Quick. That is if you are jonesing for PepsiCo’s latest beverage offering, PepsiTrue. What’s true is that this drink can only be purchased, for now anyways, via the e-commerce website – in 24 packs. What is also true is that it still has calories in it, except 30% less of them. As for the hotly contested high-fructose corn syrup and artificial sweeteners? Those ingredients have been scrapped as a way to win back Millenials who seem to prefer beverages sans those items and have been shifting away from soda for the last several years. And, by initially selling the product on Amazon, PepsiCo, apparently, will be able to gauge the response for the new cola. Now can someone tell me what PepsiCo would have done if this were 1984? Anyone?