Steve Ballmer wants to become an official baller. Well sort of. The former Microsoft CEO just inked a deal to take over the LA Clippers to the tune of $2 billion. He outbid a few groups to earn the position of the team’s newest owner, wresting it from the hands of embattled owner/alleged racist Donald Sterling and his estranged wife, Shelly. It’s a record price paid for an NBA team which was originally purchased by Sterling back in 1981 for a little over $12.5 million. Oprah Winfrey and David Geffen were at one point also considering buying the Clippers but dropped out of the bidding. The league still needs to approve the sale. However, Sterling, who swears he’s not a racist despite the numerous racist comments he made during an audio recording, has plans to make the sale difficult.
The British are coming to Kentucky but I suspect the state will welcome this latest invasion. Diageo, the London-based liquor company whose brands include perennial favorites Johnnie Walker, Smirnoff and Ciroc has plans to build a 300 acre, 1.8 million proof gallon (yeah, I know you like the sound of that) distillery in Shelby County. The $115 million project will create thirty new jobs and lots and lots of bourbon. Fun fact: Bourbon is the fastest growing beverage in the spirits category. How very spirited! Kentucky is a very gracious home to the growing Bourbon industry. Naturally, local government officials will need to provide approval. I’ll bet a bottle of bourbon that permission will be spiritedly granted.
A cooler, hipper Costco?
Costco (COST), unfortunately, is not having as good a day as Kentucky. Or Steve Ballmer. Net income for the company was $473 million and revenue climbed over 7% to about $28 billion with a special thanks to higher sales and more membership fees. The warehouse wholesaler to the masses posted earnings of $1.07 per share but that just wasn’t enough for those fancy Wall Street analysts who were hoping for $1.09 per share. Those two cents really put a downer on things. The chain, which currently operates 655 warehouses worldwide, is trying to attract a younger demographic. It’s hoping a partnership with Google (GOOG) offering same day delivery and adding more hipper categories and products will achieve the desired effect. I just hope they crank out some more of their tiramisu cakes, which always seem to be in short supply at my local Costco.