Panera Bread Shacks Up With Krispy Kreme Investor; Nothing Smooth About a Recent Nivea Campaign; Payless Out. Chapter 11 In.

Yummm…

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Krispy Kreme needs to scoot on over and make some room over at JAB, the investment firm that controls it. It’s latest roomie is moving in and its name is Panera Bread. Panera is expected to fit in quite nicely at JAB, at least that’s what all the analysts keep saying, as the firm’s other entities include Peet’s Coffee and Tea, Caribou Coffee and Keurig Green Mountain Coffee. JAB will take the sandwich chain private for a tasty $7.5 billion, which comes out to about $315 per share and more than a 20% premium. And why shouldn’t JAB pay all that money? After all, the chain boasts 2,000 locations and pulls down annual sales of $5 billion. Of course it makes cash like that because it offers healthier options than most other fast-food chains, not to mention readily available wifi. For a fast-casual restaurant chain, it happens to be very tech forward. And don’t even get me started on the restaurants online ordering. Just. Don’t. Talk about a draw. Apparently JAB wants Panera to continue doing exactly what it does so well (translation: no changes) because it’s keeping all the execs in their current roles, including founder and CEO Ron Shaich. Wall Street’s was totally digging the news as well sending shares up to around $312 a pop. Add that to the fact that Panera has beat estimates for the last year and half, and JAB has got itself a pretty nifty deal.

Racist deodorant?

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Racist may not be the first word that comes to mind when you think about deodorant. But then again, that might be because you hadn’t yet heard about Nivea’s slogan in its ad for “Invisible for Black and White Deodorant.” According to marketing geniuses at Nivea, “White is Purity. ” And that’s precisely the slogan that was used to promote the product. I. AM. NOT. KIDDING. The ad was originally unleashed on the company’s Middle East Facebook page and social media did not take it well, with one outraged Twitter user writing: “Your comments are FULL of society’s refuse. This cleared your marketing department? #prnightmare.” Beiersdorf, the German company that counts Nivea amongst its holdings, wisely deleted the ad. Just not before white supremacists weighed in with their thoughts on the slogan, including this one:  “We enthusiastically support this new direction your company is taking. I’m glad we can all agree that #WhiteIsPurity.” The way white supremacists feel about an ad campaign would make a fairly good barometer, in terms of marketing efficacy, don’t you think? As to how the ad got past quality control in the first place remains a mystery.

And there’s nothing Star Jones can do about it…

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Another one bites the fiscal dust and this time the dubious distinction of filing for Chapter 11 bankruptcy goes to Payless Shoes. Even the likes of Tyra Banks and Star Jones wasn’t enough to save the Kansas-based chain from having to shut down around 400 stores in the United States and Puerto Rico. But that’s what you gotta do when your revenue tanks 4% just in the last year, and Amazon and deep-discount stores keep eating into your business. However, all is not lost, as Payless still has around 4,000 other stores in over thirty countries. The company just needs to do a little fiscal restructuring. But then again, don’t we all?

Deutsche Bank CEO’s are Leaving Early and No One is Shedding Tears; McDonald’s Numbers Not Totally Horrible; Smack Talk at the G7 Summit

You’re Fitschen kidding me…

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In case you were wondering how Wall Street feels about Deutsche Bank’s outgoing co-CEO’s Anshu Jain and Juergen Fitschen, then just look at the company’s stock price. Shares of Deustche Bank gleefully shot up over 8% at one point, on the news that the two men would be ditching their digs even earlier than planned. However, those gains weren’t just from the sheer joy of those early departures but also because investors totally dig their replacement, British banker John Cryan, who also happens to have a pretty decent track record. Cryan is what the cool kids call a “takeover specialist” which is something Deutsche Bank could use now more than ever seeing as how Jain and Fitschen couldn’t seem to stem the tide of legal issues that have been plaguing the bank, including a massive $2.5 settlement claim the bank had to fork over after some traders very rudely – and illegally, I might add – rigged some benchmark interest rates. In fact, most of Deutsche Bank’s troubles and scandals seemed to to come out of its investment bank, which coincidentally, was/is under Jain’s watch. The question remains as to whether or not Cryan can pull the largest German bank out of its funk. Except, first he’s got to come up with a plan. At least he speaks German. So score one for Cryan.

You deserve a break today…

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Things at McDonald’s weren’t nearly as bad as everyone thought they were going to be. They weren’t great but we’ll get to that. The Golden Arches saw same store sales drop .3% , which is definitely not good. However, at least those sales didn’t drop by .9%, the figure expected by all those super-educated analysts. To that I say booyah.  And then there was Europe. While everywhere else on the planet McDonald’s saw sales fall, McDonald’s needs to give much danke to Germany, France and the UK who showed the burger chain some major love in the form of a 2.3% gain. Analysts only expected Europe to bring in a tres  modest .6% gain. So you see, Chipotle, Panera and Shake Shack haven’t taken over the fast-food world. Yet. McDonald’s is in the midst of bringing about a “turnaround plan” which apparently includes offering breakfast all day. Except that’s only in – where else? – Southern California. Also, as part of the plan to reclaim its rightful place in the fast-food kingdom, CEO and President Steve Easterbrook has big lofty plans to rebrand McDonald’s as “a modern, progressive burger company.” Did you get all that?

Back at the G7 Summit…

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There seems to be a bit of confusion coming from the G7 Summit. A French official told reporters that President Obama said the strong dollar is a “problem.” Then, the dollar slid against the euro. However, President Obama insists, “I did not say that.” But, still, the dollar still slipped, for the first time in three days, against the euro. In any case, other important stuff was presumably discussed at the conference where world leaders from the United States, Germany, France, Britain, Italy, Japan and even Canada talked about fiscal issues that are plaguing the world. But who doesn’t love a good “he said, he said,”  especially during a super important meeting between the world’s most powerful people. I could really see this one playing out on South Park.

Not-So-Happy Meals; To Your Credit: Reporting Agencies (Finally) Agree to Play Nice; Ethical Corn Flakes

Just not that into you…

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Looks like things keep going south for the Golden Arches. McDonald’s, the world’s largest food chain and private employer, took a major hit with global sales tanking 1.7%.  Since it’s only CEO’s Steve Easterbrook’s second week on the job, no one is blaming him…yet.  While the chain’s 36,000 restaurants took a hit as whole, in Europe, sales actually went up 0.7%….for the month. Too bad things in Japan things were precipitously worse, as McDonald’s took a $186 million loss for 2014. Apparently diners there didn’t appreciate finding things in their food that weren’t supposed to be in food. China and other parts of Asia also dealt with problems, including shifty meat suppliers. McDonald’s mentioned that “consumer needs and preferences have changed” and then there’s that issue of “ongoing aggressive competitive activity.” Which is basically saying that people would rather eat someplace else, like at Panera and Chipotle, which have certainly taken big bites from McDonald’s sales. But in an effort to pump some fiscal juice back into its portfolio, customers at some 2,000 locations will get to customize their own burgers with its “Create Your Taste” program. Now if only there was a “Create Better Sales” program…

A debt of gratitude…

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It all started with an investigation back in 2012 by New York Attorney General Eric Schneiderman. Actually it all started way before that when credit reporting agencies decided to make life difficult on consumers by making them jump through hoops if – heaven forbid – they had the audacity to dispute their credit reports. Following many many many complaints to the AG’s office, Schneiderman began his investigation followed by a lawsuit that led to an agreement which consumers are sure to appreciate (probably more so than the credit reporting agencies). The three biggest credit reporting agencies, also known as Experian, Equifax and TransUnion, who happen to report credit scores for a whopping 200 million Americans, have graciously agreed to behave a lot nicer and make things easier and quicker for consumers to dispute their reports. Since half of all debt reported comes from medical bills as a result of late insurance payments, the agencies will now give consumers 180 days to pay those bills. If you have other disputes, rest assured the process is about to get considerably easier. Under the new agreement, victims of fraud and identity theft should also have an easier time clearing things up. The agencies, however, were given three years to implement these new practices, so you might not want to hold your breath.

Not exactly the Oscars?

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You may have never heard of Wipro but if you’re in the market for a global information and technology consulting company, you might want to remember that name, as Wipro was just named 2015’s World’s Most Ethical Company. Every year Ethisphere Institute, a business consulting firm that focuses on best business practices, puts out its own list of “most ethical companies” with Wipro claiming the top title this year. So who else made the list? Gap Inc., H&M and Levi Strauss took home the top Ethical Prizes for “Apparel.” Hasbro and Mattel made the list for the “Toys and Games” category while Google took home the top spot for “Computer Services.”  Kellogg Co. made it onto the top five most Ethical “Food and Beverage companies for the seventh time, mind you, with The Hershey Company a few spots behind it. Petco took the number two spot for “Retail” while Starbucks Coffee Company took the top spot in the “Specialty Eateries” category. For the complete list of this year’s winners click on the link http://ethisphere.com/worlds-most-ethical/wme-honorees/

 

Breach of Staples; McBummer Earnings; Coke’s Earnings Fizzing Out

You can’t take my stapler…

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Now let us welcome Staples into the not-so-exclusive-ranks of the breached – data breached, that is. The world’s largest office supply supplier becomes the latest corporate cyber-attack victim. The company is currently conducting an investigation after banks began noticing a strange pattern of fraudulent activity among a specific group of consumers, presumably ones who have swiped their plastic at Staples. Before Staples, Sears was making headlines for its data breach. But no word yet if this breach will be as epically huge as those that Home Depot and Target had to endure.

This meal’s not so happy…

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Despite its best efforts to wage breakfast wars and valiant campaigns against pink-slime infested meat, McDonald’s third quarter earnings had no beef to stand on. Revenue, shares and all those fiscal details that make up a Big Mac were nothing short of dismal with earnings tanking 30%. The fast food chain pulled in a $1.07 billion profit which might seem nice, at first. But when you consider that McDonald’s earned $1.52 billion a year earlier then it’s easy to see why the earnings were particularly McLousy. CEO Don Thompson also blamed “unusual events” in Europe and Asia for the bummer quarter. Perhaps he was referring to that pesky “expired meat” issue in China. Or maybe all that stuff with Russia. But let’s not forget to also point the finger at those Millennials who have the nerve to prefer healthier, higher-quality alternatives like those being offered up at Panera and Chipotle (which, by the way, had a really great quarter).

Cola’s going flat…

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Apparently not enough consumers are sharing a Coke as evidenced by Coa Cola’s just released earnings that seemed to have lost their bubbles. In fact, it’s lost the most in six years. Profits fizzed out 14% with net income down to $2.1 billion. A year ago people were still drinking Coca Cola to the net income tune of $2.4 billion. Revenue was but a mere $11.97 billion. Sounds like a lot, huh? Well, Wall Street would have preferred more. Like more than $2 billion.  So what gives? Apparently consumers are turning to healthier alternatives and Coca Cola is still in the midst of improving and expanding its healthier alternatives.

Panera Is Going Au Natural, Pilgrim’s Pride Is Throwing Down the Poultry Gauntlet and You Auto Know

Food chain reaction…

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What could possibly be artificial about Panera? Well, there is that caramel color that’s used to achieve that fine hue in its roast beef. At least it’s not Subway’s yoga mat ingredient. Panera Bread becomes the latest food chain to battle GMO’s (genetically modified organisms). Unfortunately you’ll have to wait until 2016 for your Panera bread and all its accompaniments to be completely free of any dyes, sweeteners, prservatives, additives…”Panera is on a mission to help fix a broken food system,” said Scott Davis, who just happens to be Panera Chief Concept Officer. I wonder what he could do with our social security system? It seems that Panera doesn’t want to contribute to the behavioral problems of children that are apparently linked to artificial ingredients. No word yet on how much this is all going to cost but Panera’s hoping you wont mind the slight price increase too much.

Talking poultry?

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Hillshire Brands is definitely the popular kid today on Wall Street. Both Tyson and Pilgrim’s Pride are eager to scoop Hillshire, maker of the acclaimed Ball Park hot dogs. Pilgrim’s Pride offered $5 more per share than what Tyson offered. That’s corporate speak for bring it on! Both companies are looking to expand through prepared foods, of which Hillshire has aplenty. Just a few weeks ago Hillshire was set to buy Pinnacle Foods, maker of esteemed classics like Duncan Hines and the ever indominatable Mrs. Butterworths. If the Pinnacle deal falls through (and it is certainly looking that way), then Hillshire would theoretically be stuck with a $163 million termination fee. But lucky for Hillshire whoever buys it is probably going to be the one to eat that giant tab.

Vroom vroom goes the auto industry…

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Take a good look around you. Chances are you’ll see someone – maybe even someone you actually know – driving a brand new vehicle. May proved to be a very lucrative month for the auto-industry. In fact, the industry hit a nine year high. All those consumers who felt that our nasty winter made them not in the mood to get a new car are all coming out and putting an end to some of the anxiety about the industry itself. Almost every automaker saw sales increases, including GM. Yes, even GM with all its bad publicity and safety recall debacles saw a sales increase. It seems consumers still really do like GM products. Well, its SUVs and pick-up trucks anyways.