Debt Collectors Are on the Hook Now; Oracle Pays Big for NetSuite; VW’s Surprising Return to the Top of the Heap

Karma time…


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The tables are turning on debt collectors and after forty years it’s about time. The Consumer Financial Protection Bureau (CFPB) has got big plans that involve some major federal oversight for an industry that has plagued tens of millions of Americans for decades. In 2015, the CFPB received a mind-blowing 85,000 complaints against the industry. So you might just find it comforting to know that debt collection agencies had to pay $136 million to the CFPB and several states over debt collection issues and sales of credit card debt. Now, before debt collectors make their first, sometimes-harrassing, phone call, they are required to substantiate the debt and gather information so as not to try and collect anything that they are not entitled to collect. Speaking of harassment, the industry will need to put the kibosh on their “excessive and disruptive” debt collection tactics or face consequences. Consumers will now even be able to request that debt collectors not contact them at work or during certain hours. Debt collectors will also be required to wait thirty days before contacting family members of a deceased consumer from whom they wish to collect. Some of the 9,000 debt collection agencies are pleased with the new regulations because they feel they will clear up ambiguities. But these are, after all, debt collectors we are talking about, and they are primarily concerned with how their costs will go up for compliance. However, they can probably afford a few upgrades given that the industry sees $13.7 billion in annual revenue with about 70 million Americans in the throes of debt collection. You see, sometimes there are happy endings. Sort of.

Silver lining…


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Oracle is throwing down some major cash to pick up cloud computing business, NetSuite. Not that industry experts are particularly surprised. After all, Larry Ellison and his family already own about 40% of NetSuite shares. The deal is valued at $9.3 billion, which comes out to approximately $109 per share with a 20% premium on Wednesday’s closing price.  Larry Ellison will get about $3.5 billion out of it. So no doubt he’s celebrating. It’s one of Oracle’s biggest deals, with one just other ahead of it. NetSuite, which was founded in 1998,  supplies cloud-based business management services for about 30,000 companies in 100 countries. The company is touted as having paved the way for cloud-based computing and was the first company to offer business web-based applications. But the time now was ripe for some change and NetSuite apparently needed a little assistance from Oracle and its global reach to grow even greater. The official press release touted the companies as complementary to each other and that they will coexist in the marketplace forever. And that is just a beautiful and moving sentiment. Naturally, shares of both NetSuite and Oracle rose today, and why shouldn’t they. When the tide is high, all boats rise.

Winner winner…


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Diesel-gate be damned. Volkswagen is now the world’s largest automaker and there’s nothing you can do about it but scratch your head and drop your jaw. Even though sales in the U.S. continue to slump – though not as bad as you might think  – the German automaker sold more cars in the first six months of 2016 than Toyota, who is used to holding the title of world’s largest automaker. Volkswagen was poised to earn the title for the full year except the unfortunate emissions scandal put the kibosh on that goal. For four years in a row, Toyota was the world’s best-selling automaker through 2015. So it’s ego is probably feeling a bit bruised right about now. GM is in third place and experts don’t think it’ll ever win the top slot. Volkswagen sold 5.12 million cars to Toyota’s 4.99 million vehicles. Toyota’s sales were down by .6% over the same period last year while Volkswagen’s sales were miraculously up 1.5%.  To be fair, an earthquake in Japan damaged one of Toyota’s plants and that incident is being blamed for its shortfall in production. But apparently U.S. consumers seem to be more offended by the emissions rigging than the rest of the world with falling U.S. sales by 7%. However, the U.S. is a relatively small market for VW who counts Europe and China as its key markets. The question, though, remains if VW can keep it up and reclaim some glory.



Oracle Goes Shopping, More Drug Drama and BNP Paribas Has a Tres Big Fine to Pay

What a bargain…

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Oracle spent a few bucks today. Actually a billion bucks today. The company that is now making a big push towards cloud services just picked up Micros Systems for $5.3 billion or about $68 per share. It was Oracle’s biggest shopping day since 2010 when it scooped up Sun Microsystems. Micros Systems makes technology for the hospitality and retail industries, two sectors in which I don’t spend nearly enough money. The move caused shares of both companies to go up a teeny bit. But every little bit helps. Especially for Oracle who just released earnings on Thursday and disappointed Wall Street analysts by earning just $.80 per share instead of a much hoped for $.83 per share. Oh well.


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As we return to the Valeant/Allergan pharmaceutical saga, Allergan has been urging shareholders to reject Canadian based Valeant’s insulting $53 billion bid. Really, if you’re going to try and buy the company that makes Botox you better bring it. Allergan is eager to point out that a hostile takeover like that is simply not in the best interest of the company, especially for the board members who will no doubt be booted from their positions if this takeover does indeed transpire. Partnering with Valeant on this bid is activist investor Bill Ackman of Pershing Square Capital Management who already made an offer for the company back in April. According to Allergan’s board members that $53 billion figure seriously undervalues the company – and not just any company but the company responsible for freezing many celebrity faces.

And that’s what you get…

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Looks like French bank BNP Paribas is about to get slapped with a nasty little fine to the tune of almost $10 billion. But don’t feel so bad for them considering they were helping out Iran, Sudan and other countries led by people who have no sense of humanity. It’s rumored the bank will plead guilty for having violated US sanctions by hiding about $30 billion in transactions. The bank allegedly violated the International Emergency Economic Powers Act. That basically means they very nicely assisted very evil people to do very bad business. BNP Paribas is the second major European bank to plead guilty this year. Credit Suisse pled their guilt a few months ago and coughed up a $2.6 billion fine for hiding US assets from the IRS.