Beer Companies Foam Up to Take Over the World; Colorado Ditch Day for Marijuana Tax; Poor Findings from U.S. Census Bureau

Sudsy…

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A frothy beer merger seems to be brewing for two of the biggest beer makers in the world. Rumor has it that ABInBev and SABMiller are throwing around the idea of possibly joining foamy forces to create the biggest beer company. Ever. The move could also result in forming one of the biggest food and beverage companies. Ever. If the merger goes through, the new company would control a mind-numbing half of the entire beer market’s total profits. The new entity will also become one of the top ten biggest companies in the world, with Procter & Gamble and Nestle SA trailing behind. How a beer company’s market cap could surpass that of companies which make toothpaste and chocolate is beyond me. But I digress. ABInBev owns a lot beers you know like perennial classics, Budweiser, Corona and Stella Artois. But it also owns a lot that you may not have heard of like Antarctica, which is brewed…wait for it…in Brazil. Together with the malodorous Cass beer from South Korea, AbInBev owns over 40 different brews from all over the world. However it’s the market in Africa that has eluded this beer behemoth all this time. Hence, it’s looking to expand with SABMiller who already has quite the handle on that continent. Even though this is still all just talk, news of the potential merger sent shares of SABMiller up 23%.

On a high note…

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Image courtesy of Paul/FreeDigitalPhotos.net

There’s nothing like a good old-fashioned accounting error to generate marijuana sales. Because of a glitch in Colorado State Tax laws an automatic suspension of new taxes was conveniently triggered. The marijuana tax was the lucky winner and was met with great enthusiasm by the state’s marijuana users who regularly shell out an extra 25% in taxes for the stuff. It all started because Colorado under-estimated tax collection from last year. When that happens…poof…25% in sales and excise taxes magically disappears for one special day. Today being that day. Mason Tvert, director of communications for the Marijuana Policy Project said, “It’s crazy how much revenue our state used to flush down the drain by forcing marijuana sales into the underground market…It’s even crazier that so many states are still doing it…” Amen. Also interesting to note (well, to me anyway) is that sales of marijuana outpaced those of alcohol and tobacco. With marijuana raking in tax revenues of $70 million, alcohol only managed to eke out a paltry $42 million in tax revenue. Marijuana users spend approximately $1,800 a year on the stuff while consumers spend $450 on alcohol and just $315 a year on tobacco.

On a low note…

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Just when you think things are starting to look fiscally up, the U.S. Census Bureau steps in to to ruin the day. The bad news is that the median household income has been going down. As in, not up. In 2013, median income in the United States was $54,462. That number should have gotten bigger. But alas, 2014 brought with it a median income of $53,657. Which makes no sense since the economy seems to be recovering and employment is hovering at seven year lows (even though wages haven’t been picking up any speed). If that’s not bad enough, the poverty rate has also gone up from 14.5% in 2013 to 14.8% in 2014. Apparently, the poverty rate and the median income are not considered statistically significant, at least according to the Census Bureau researchers who presumably, make more than $53,657 a year. Just saying. And because it wouldn’t be any fun not to inject some politics into this discussion, the Democrats are rejoicing since the number of people roaming the streets without health insurance fell from 42 million people to 33 million. In an attempt to sap their mojo, however, Republican Paul Ryan, who chairs the House of Representatives Ways and Means Committee, advised Dems not to pat themselves on the back just yet, since clearly their efforts to fight poverty aren’t working.

Dissing 21st Century Fox, BofA Not Feeling the Legal-ease and Hershey’s Not So Sweet News

Rejected…

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Looks like Time Warner has no love for Rupert Murdoch. The media tycoon, who reigns over 21st Century Fox, put out an offer last month to buy its rival for $80 billion, or about $85 a share in stock and cash. He even graciously offered to sell off CNN, to avoid any anti-trust and regulatory issues. But he was still denied since it was “not in the best interests of Time Warner.” Many feel, however, that Murdoch was unfettered by this rejection and will likely come at Time Warner with an even better offer , especially because Murdoch is such a big fan of HBO. I’m sure he likes the hit show Girls, but it’s probably more about HBO’s $20 billion value that really makes him a super fan. That, and the fact that a “merger” like this could pull in $65 billion a year in revenue. Wall Street also appreciated news of the rejection and sent Time Warner shares up over 15%.

Banking on lawyers…

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Bank of America came out with its earnings today and yeah…they had profits. Too bad they were down over 40% from a year ago, which means there was nothing for them to brag about today. Unless it wanted to brag about how its legal bills went up from $471 million last year to $4 billion this year. BofA can thank its lawyers for its $2.3 billion profit which was down from $4 billion a year ago. The Charlotte-based bank gained $0.19 a share instead of analysts’ predictions of $0.29 a share. Mortgage revenue was also down  but man, it was those legal bills that really put a crimp in profits. Good thing (or not?) that it reached a $650 million settlement with AIG for some outstanding mortgage bonds. However, the bank’s legal bills are far from coming to a halt. If it could just hammer out a deal with the DOJ for all the damage it caused leading up to the financial crisis by selling bad mortgages…

 

Not so sweet on this…

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Image courtesy of Grant Cochrane/FreeDigitalPhotos.net

Hershey’s is about to induce a migraine. With commodities like cocoa and dairy going up, the number one candy maker in the United States is hiking up its prices by 8%. It’s the first time in three years that they’re doing this and who can blame them (well, I can) since cocoa and its fellow chocolate making ingredients are almost at three year highs. You can expect other companies like Nestle SA and Kraft to follow (though maybe they wont, but they probably will). At least you’ll have some time to prepare as you won’t feel it in your wallets until next year, when the hikes are set to take effect.