Apple Throws Billions Towards U.S. Manufacturing; Ferrari Speeds into Double Digit Margins; Republicans Wage War on Dodd-Frank



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China’s about to get some very unwelcome manufacturing competition from Apple. The tech giant just announced that it is starting a $1 billion fund promoting advanced manufacturing. Gosh, is the President going to take credit for this too? In fact, CNBC host Jim Cramer had the dubious distinction of being the first person to hear the news on his show “Mad Money.”  For those of you wondering what the difference is between manufacturing and “advanced manufacturing,” it means Apple will basically have to offer specialized skills and training for the latter and fill job gaps with these newly-trained, highly-skilled workers. In any case, Apple has thus far created some two million jobs in the U.S. and can hardly wait to create even more. But how does Apple plan on spending that $1 billion it’s setting aside for this latest project? Well, don’t get too excited just yet, because some of that cash is first going to a company that Apple has partnered with for this initiative. And the name of that lucky company has yet to be announced.



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Ah Ferrari. What could be better than tooling around in a machine like that? How about its earnings, for one. The Italian automaker just released its first quarter earnings report and they were everything you’d expect from the maker of one of the world’s finest sports cars. Shares are up well over 6% today after the company announced a 36% earnings increase along with a 50% surge in deliveries. And by the way, those earnings were even better than expected, coming in at around $265 million  – which equals 242 million euros – in case you were curious. Estimates, mind you, were for 222 million euros. Revenues also impressed and elated investors, as they increased 22% to 821 million euros, easily beating expectations of 767 million euros.  Sure, those numbers are almost magical, but that’s not really what’s got Wall Street tongues wagging. It was Ferrari’s margins, which are now right up there with the aforementioned tech giant we call Apple. But I guess that’s to be expected when you’re selling cars whose ticket prices start well into the six-figures and can exceed $2 million. After all, we are talking about a company who sold out of a car, the Aperta convertible, before the car even made its official debut.

Let’s me be Dodd-Frank with you…


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Things are looking grim for Dodd-Frank, the Wall Street Reform and Consumer Protection Act. The Republican-led House Financial Services Committee argued that the law sucks for the economy since it slows it down, and today passed a bill that would overhaul and repeal parts of it. It certainly helps Republicans that President  Trump promised way back in his campaign to overhaul the law, which he says costs banks a fortune in compliance and limits lending way too much. Democrats argue the opposite and are convinced that the bill, if passed, will once again create the same conditions that led to the 2008 fiscal crisis. In case it wasn’t obvious, the law was initially passed under President Barack Obama. Naturally, Democrats voted against the bill and lost 34-26.

Trump-y’s Bumpy Budget Plans; McDonald’s Unknowingly Picks Fight with President; The Goose is Loose: Luxury Coats Hit Wall Street

Did you say…trillion?


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There’s nothing like a $1.1 trillion budget proposal to perk up a Thursday. The big winner in Trump’s plan is defense, which gets a $54 billion boost if the President gets his way. Losers of the $54 billion corresponding cuts include  – but are not limited to – the Department of Housing and Urban Development and the Environmental Protection Agency – which you had to have seen a mile away. The National Endowment for the Arts, legal aid for the poor and low-income heating assistance would also be history. Because why bother helping poor people pay for heat when you can spend $1.5 billion on a down payment to build a wall along the Mexican border. Wasn’t Mexico supposed to foot the bill for that one, by the way?  In any case, the outline was described as a “hard power budget” – if you have to laugh, then g’head – by Mike Mulvaney, the President’s director of the Office of Management and Budget. In case it wasn’t painfully obvious, it means that this plan caters to defense and building up the military, while foreign aid and diplomacy can go suck it. Sort of. Naturally, the Democrats are just not that into this budget and are wondering how smart it is to cut spending in areas that work with defense to facilitate diplomacy in more volatile parts of the world. On the bright side, the plan calls for slashing funds to the United Nations. If the President could find away to turn all that pricey UN real estate into affordable housing, then we’d really be onto something. But now it’s up to Paul Ryan to get that budget passed in Congress, which is not likely, though, since rumor has it that this plan is Dead On Arrival.

Speaking of greasy of food…


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For some inexplicable reason, at 9:16 this morning,  McDonald’s official Twitter account unleashed this little gem:”@realDonaldTrump You are actually a disgusting excuse of a President and we would love to have @BarackObama back, also you have tiny hands.” Sure the message was deleted 25 minutes later but not before it was retweeted more than 600 times. Interestingly enough Trump is a mega fan of McDonald’s, and even starred in a commercial for the fast-food chain a few years ago. McDonald’s was initially mum on the incident but later said Twitter notified the company to say that its account had been compromised and the situation is currently being investigated. Incidentally, Barack Obama’s former press secretary and campaign adviser, Robert Gibbs, is McDonald’s head of communication. Not that that had anything to do with this particular tweet, mind you. However, my question is, if this Tweet boosts business, will they keep tweeting more insults to the President? Hmmm.

Warm and fuzzy…


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Snapchat look out. There’s a new Wall Street darling today and its one that actually warms hearts. Literally. Luxury Canadian coat maker Canada Goose made its much anticipated New York stock market debut, with 20 million shares being unleashed to the tune of $18 a pop. Initially priced at closer to $12 a share, the apparel company came out swinging raising a very impressive $255 million and hitting a market valuation of $1.88 billion. And why shouldn’t that be the case? After all, the coat maker scored close to $300 million in revenue for 2016 with a $27 million profit, proving that people really do dig the Canadian brand. Of course, no party is complete without a few crashers and for Canada Goose it was PETA, who were there to protest Canada Goose’s use of coyote fur on some of its offerings. The animal-rights organization even purchased $4,000 worth of shares, which might seem completely at odds with its mission. However, that $4,000 investment affords PETA the opportunity to submit its own letter to shareholders and buys it admission to Canada Goose’s annual shareholder meeting, where, presumably, the organization plans to up its protest game.



No-GoPro on Earnings; Could a Pfizer/Allergan Merger Become the Next Big Thing?; Wal-Mart Offers NO Free Shipping (limitations apply)

Worst. Day. Ever….

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GoPro released its earnings yesterday only to tell us that it did not nail them. This came as a surprise to…no one.  Wall Street echoed its disappointment by sending shares down. Very down. So down, in fact, that the stock is hovering too close to its IPO price of $24 from back in 2014. GoPro miraculously managed to score $400 million in revenue, adding 25 cents per share. Too bad predictions called for almost $434 million and 29 cents per share. Meanwhile, the stock is down 67% for the year and the company is looking to buy back company shares, hoping to increase their value. While GoPro saw second quarter sales kick up by 72%, third quarter sales only increased by 43%. And the picture only gets grimmer as the company actually thinks sales will shrink during the ever-fiscally critical holiday season.  Part of GoPro’s problem is that it can’t seem to figure out how to transform itself from a product for a niche market to a product that spews mass appeal. Then we turn to GoPro’s Hero4Session. Besides the fact that the company initially charged too much for the product, GoPro also insists that the marketing budget for the already too-high priced product wasn’t large enough. Analysts aren’t too optimistic that they are gong to see much, if any, growth in GoPro’s camera unit in 2017. However, they are forecasting $500 million worth of revenue for GoPro’s other products. Go figure.

Erin Go Bragh…

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Today’s latest tax inversion plans are brought to us by Pfizer and Allergan Plc who are in “friendly talks” to create the world’s largest drug maker.  While no actual agreement has been reached, the deal would have Pfizer heading towards Ireland where corporate tax laws are far more favorable there than they are here. Can’t you just smell the politics that are about to invade this deal? Tax inversions happen when huge companies set up shop overseas in countries where they don’t get as brutally taxed as they do here. For instance, while Pfizer has the pleasure of shelling out a 25% tax rate to Uncle Sam, Ireland-based Allergan only has to deal with a 15% tax rate. The prohibitive tax rate can put many U.S. companies at an unfair advantage, they argue. Democrats think these companies should just suck it up and stay put. They also think drug companies should simply slash their high prices. However, these drug companies say they can’t do that with such high tax rates imposed. Republicans want those tax laws changed to make them more favorable for these big companies so that they’ll stay put because they want to. Not because they are being forced to. If any deal goes through, it will likely be the biggest deal. Ever. Estimates for Pfizer to buy Allergan range from about $113 billion to $157 billion. But isn’t it worth every cent if it means adding everybody’s favorite aesthetic filler into your drug fold?

No such thing as ‘free shipping?’

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If you can’t beat ’em…well do something they can’t do.  And that’s exactly why Wal-Mart is scrapping free shipping this holiday season on items that are less than $50. The idea is to instead offer free shipping – for in-store pick up. After all, there are approximately 4,600 Wal-Mart stores from which to choose. Besides, Wal-Mart’s hoping that while you’re picking up an ordered item, you’ll impulsively pick up some other items.  And companies love impulse shoppers.  To entice you to use this method, Wal-Mart is even allowing you to check-in at the store with your smart phone for expedited service. Wal-Mart’s hoping that this new shipping policy will help its profit margins, which have taken a bit of a hit, in part, because of shipping costs. And with 210 million consumers expected to use Wal-Mart’s mobile app, the giant retailer is banking that in-store pick-up will reverse those hits.

Fitbit Fit for Wall Street; President Obama Not Making Dems Happy; Softbank’s Robot Wants Your Affection

Fiscal fitness…

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Fitbit made its highly anticipated Wall Street debut today and beefed up its valuation to a very fit and healthy $4 billion. CEO James Park, who had some 20 million shares, has now banked a very robust $600.6 million. Even though $732 million was raised for the IPO and the initial price per share was but $20 a pop, the stock surged 52% on its very first day of trading. Opening up the fiscally glorious day at over $30 per share, Fitbit clearly sent a message to Wall Street that it has arrived and that investors totally dig the stock. The company, which trades under the very aptly named FIT (catchy, huh?) has been drawing some not so flattering comparisons to Blackberry. There is currently a number of other companies offering similar devices. And despite Fitbit’s insistence that it is different from the rest, many analysts are still wondering if Fitbit can keep ahead of the competition, as it seems to be doing now. Or will it lose its swagger with consumers if it can’t innovate quickly and effectively enough. Hmmm….

Things could get ugly…

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It’s called the “fast-track trade bill” a.k.a. “trade promotion authority” and it’s causing quite the stir in Washington. Basically, it’s a bill that lets the President negotiate global trade deals and Congress can opt to reject or approve them. It just can’t make any changes to them. It’s a take it or leave it kind of thing. Sounds completely harmless, right? That depends on whom you ask. Democrats, and unions don’t like the bill. They feel it will cost American jobs. Of course, American businesses are totally down with the bill and want to see it passed because they feel it would lead to more opportunities which is just fancy talk for: lots of money. The House of Representatives already voted in favor of it and the bill’s fate is now in the hands of the Senate. This bill is all part of President Obama’s master plan to pass the Trans-Pacific Partnership that would make trading between the U.S. and 11 other countries so much easier and take away a bunch of pesky obstacles. If the Senate votes to pass it, well then, I guess you’ll have some very ticked off Dems and union members. Oh well.

All I want for Christmas…

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Softbank, in a joint deal with China’s Alibaba and Taiwan’s Foxconn, is putting its adorable robot “Pepper” up for sale beginning June 20. Well, in Japan anyway. But don’t worry. It’s set to make its U.S. debut sometime next year. Now, adorable may not be the first word that comes to mind when you think of robots, but consider that Pepper enjoys contact with humans, particularly on its head and hands, and was initially used as a greeter in Softbank’s phone stores. Pepper, affectionately dubbed the “robot with a heart” goes on sale for $1,600 with an additional $200 for monthly service fees and maintenance. The bot is apparently also good with kids and makes for a great employee as well, though not necessarily in that order. There must be a joke in there somewhere.The cuddly bot is also able to recognize human emotions and can even react with anger and joy. I’m pretty sure there was a sci-fi horror flick based on that premise.