Bill Gates’ Unappetizing New Venture; Have I Got a Jobs Report For You; Keurig Scores Dr. Pepper Snapple Exclusive

I’ll poop to that…

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Image courtesy of artur84/FreeDigitalPhotos.net

Bill Gates latest philanthropic endeavor is nothing short of crappy as the Microsoft founder plans to take human waste and turn it into…potable drinking water. And electricity too. But clearly it’s the water part that’s got people scrambling for their bottled water. With the help of the Omniprocessor, conveniently designed and built by Janicki Bioenergy, the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation wants to help prevent the spread of diseases caused by water contamination and improve the quality of life in many underdeveloped countries. Oh the irony. With Senegal getting first dibs on a plant, the process can take waste from 100,000 people and convert it into 86,000 liters of potable water and a net 250 kilowatts of electricity. Be sure to see the pic of Bill Gates drinking a glass of the poop water. “Having studied the engineering behind it, I would happily drink it every day. It’s that safe.” That’s just…lovely.

Good Economic Synes…

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Image courtesy of Stuart Miles/FreeDigitalPhotos.net

ADP graciously informs us today that 241,000 jobs were created in the private sector in December, smashing conservative estimates of 235,000 and making it the fourth straight month of job growth over 200,000. And while unemployment is expected to stubbornly stay at its 5.8% perch, but perhaps dip ever so slightly to 5.7%, signs still point to an expanding economy and a positive report from the Labor Department, expected Friday. But what’s even better, is that for the year, the private sector added more than 2.5 million jobs. Would it be overly optimistic to hope that the economy might return to full employment next year? Hmmm.

I’m a pepper?

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Image courtesy of tiverylucky/FreeDigitalPhotos.net

Keurig Green Mountain just scored a sweet bubbly deal with Dr. Pepper Snapple to make individual capsules that will be used on Keurig’s cold beverage system, due out in the fall. The deal makes Keurig Green Mountain the exclusive provider in the US and Canada. Dr. Pepper Snapple, which also makes Sunkist and Hawaiian Punch, has been struggling along with its rival/competition soda makers to stay relevant in a market that is shifting away from sodas…and in some cases apparently, towards poop water. In fact, volume sales of carbonated soft drinks fell 3% in 2013. But for Keurig, based in Waterbury, Vermont, this was clearly seen as a positive move by Wall Street as shares of the company bubbled up more than 3% in pre-market trading.

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