Alibaba Raising the Roof on the Range; Olive Garden’s Breaking Breadsticks; United’s Flight Attendants’ Six-Figure Payout

Oh Ma gosh…

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Image courtesy of Stuart Miles/

Just when you thought China’s biggest e-commerce site couldn’t get any bigger, it keeps doing just that. While last weeks’ range for its highly anticipated initial public offering was hovering in the $60-$66 range, already an impressive feat, this week the range just grew that much larger. The price now looms in the $66-$68 range. There is just so much ridiculously insane demand for this IPO that CEO Jack Ma, a former school teacher and China’s richest man with a net worth of $21.9 billion, had no problem raising the money for the IPO on his roadshow. And no, this type of roadshow has nothing to do with nosebleed seats and bad beer. When a guy like Jack Ma goes on a roadshow he is trying to raise in interest and money for his company. Something which he had no trouble doing in the last couple of days. The company has raised $21.8 billion…so far.

Dude, lay off the breadsticks…

Image courtesy of Witthaya Phonsawat/

Image courtesy of Witthaya Phonsawat/

It seems Olive Garden needs to lay off the breadsticks and push the alcohol. At least according to Starboard Value LP, a firm that holds an 8.8% stake in Darden restaurants, Olive Garden’s parent company. Starboard is also taking issue with Olive Garden’s unlimited salad offerings. And don’t even get Starboard started on the pasta. “How does the largest Italian dining concept in the world not salt the water for pasta?” Starboard’s words, not mine. If you don’t believe what you’re reading then check out its just released 294 page turnaround plan. Darden rebutted with its own charming little 24 slide presentation challenging the report whose suggestions, Darden feels, are “not based on reality.” Though, to be fair, Darden has already been implementing many of the other suggestions. The question, however, is can you really blame Darden’s poor last quarter earnings on unlimited breadsticks?

Pay day…

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Image courtesy of biosphere/

It pays not to be a flight attendant on United Airlines. Literally. The company, which currently has over 23,000 employees, apparently has too many flight attendants. So the airline graciously and, in my humble opinion, generously, reached an agreement with the Association of Flight Attendants to offer up to 2,100 early buyout packages to flight attendants (assuming they meet certain requirements, of course). Some of those packages will be worth up to $100,000. Yes. $100,000 to quit your job. Incidentally, United Airlines was the only major airline to post a loss this past quarter.  Also incidentally, it’s cheaper to employ less experienced flight attendants. I’ve had a few flight attendants  – of varying degrees of experience – who I’d like to see take that package. Of course, I wouldn’t give them $1 much less $100,000. Unfortunately, all the money I’ve plunked down just to have the privilege of traveling on United Airlines doesn’t entitle me to an opinion on the matter.

One response to “Alibaba Raising the Roof on the Range; Olive Garden’s Breaking Breadsticks; United’s Flight Attendants’ Six-Figure Payout

  1. I saw that figure for the buyout this morning on the news – and sometimes those figures amaze me!
    And I figure if Olive Garden isn’t salting the water for the pasta – they are saving money! And really, when you add all of the sodium from the toppings to the pasta, you really don’t need the extra dash!

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