Dr. Dre Takes A Bite Out of Apple, Amazon/Hachette Smackdown and I Said Jet-Set Not Jetsons!

An Apple a day…

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Image courtesy of samuiblue/FreeDigitalPhotos.net

Dr. Dre must be in a very good mood now that Apple (AAPL) is forking over $3 billion to him and his fellow Beats Electronics co-founder Jimmy Iovine. After weeks of talk and rumor, the deal is official. Some feel that the deal might have happened sooner had Dre not bragged about becoming hip-hop’s first billionaire in a leaked video. Apparently Apple wasn’t down with that move. But hey, better late than never. Apple, however, was definitely down with the way Beats music subscribers paid for the service which they previously received for free. So next time you find yourself in an Apple store with a few hundred dollars lounging around in your pocket, take comfort in the knowledge that you just might be able to purchase some tricked out headphones that last year pulled in over a billion dollars in revenue.

Oh no you didn’t!

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Image courtesy of adamr/FreeDigitalPhotos.net

The latest drama to play out in the corporate school yard is brought to you by Amazon and book publisher Hachette. So whose side are you going to take? Well let’s see now. How do you feel about Robert Galbraith aka JK Rowling? And just how eager are you to read that author’s new novel, The Silkworm? If you were thinking about buying the title from Amazon you might want to look elsewhere since it’s a Hachette book. Pre-ordering the title from Amazon isn’t an option (anymore). Amazon and Hachette were trying to negotiate how much to charge for Hachette’s books. Amazon wanted Hachette to reduce its prices. They couldn’t agree. Btw, Hachette pulled in $3 billion in revenue for 2013. Amazon pulled in $75 billion. Gee, I wonder who has the upper hand here?

Jetting off with Michael Kors…

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Image courtesy of Stuart Miles/FreeDigitalPhotos.net

Michael Kors earnings flew way past Wall Street predictions by almost $100 million, which does little to explain why its stock was going all over the place today. Though investors would argue that they aren’t enthusiastic about its gross margins as the company goes forward. In a corporate conference call the term Jet Set was used. A lot. Apparently “Jet-Set” is way cooler and more cost-benefitting than saying “luxury” or “ultimate” or whatever…No doubt a marketing firm was paid handsomely to come up with this theory. Anyways, the self-proclaimed “jet-set” company pulled in over $900 million in revenue and overall had more than a 50% increase over last year. The company might want to send a thank you note to Europeans who are totally getting behind the Michael Kors label/brand and helped increase revenue there by a very jet-setting, luxurious, ultimate 125%. So I guess that gives it leeway to call itself whatever it wants.

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